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"Crystal Licker" Iron-on Patch

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$4.41 $7 In stock

Category: Patch

From Arcane Bullshit 

It is not enough to simply enjoy crystals, one must also taste them.

Round iron-on patch indicating your current destination/goal, if that destination is the crystal store and that goal is to lick crystals. (all of them). Let the world know your delicious crystal-licking intentions! 

  • "On My Way to Lick all the Crystals at the Crystal Store"
  • Iron-on patch
  • Merrowed border
  • Approx. 3½" wide

Arcane Bullshit is a very serious and legitimate occult knowledge and products vendor, run by Toronto-based artist Evan Doherty. Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, or butlers
From the artist: I started with a weird oracle deck, then a strange meme page, now I make cryptic and ridiculous printed goods and apparel. 🔥 Most of these designs are stress-tested on the mean streets of Instagram. If people like them, they go on stuff! ⏰

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Aurora Y. ★★★★★

I was a little worried the iron-on wouldn't hold, but after following the instructions it's been through three washes with no peeling. The glossy finish makes the crystal design pop nicely, and the inside joke about licking them gets a laugh every time.

Sofia S. ★★★★★

Ironed this onto my denim jacket in about two minutes and it’s stayed put through two washes so far. The round shape sits perfectly on the chest pocket, and the "crystal sto" joke gets a laugh every time someone reads it.

Benjamin G. ★★★★★

Ironed this onto my denim jacket in about five minutes and it's holding on through two washes already. The round shape and that deadpan "crystal sto" text makes me laugh every time I catch it in the mirror — exactly the kind of weird accessory I needed.

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